Friday, July 18, 2008

A Taste of Go Girl [True Story]

So my Dad and I are in Vons just picking up some things before picking up Chinese at Happy Dragon. So we're looking around and we're discussing energy drinks and Dad is raving about Tag. So I tell him you know I don't think they sell Tag here but we look anyways. So we find the collection of energy drinks and did not see Tag (as I suspected) but, we saw the lamest name for an energy drink that had estrogen written all over it. It was called Go Girl. My dad and I busted up laughing as soon as we saw the product.



So anywho I'm like wow...that's got to be one lame energy drink. It sounds super weak. And so he's like, "Well...why don't you try it?" So I pick up this "energy drink" and take a look at it

It was really pink. Apparently Go Girl supports the Breast Cancer Foundation. And had the typical qualities as your average energy drink.



So I'm like okay why not for the heck of it. So I go to put the Go Girl can in the basket it and I guess someone it hit a sharp corner and it starts to explode in the front of the isle so my dad takes it and puts pressure over the opening and then gives it to me which ofcourse gets more "Go Girl shit" all over me so then I decided that I must stash away this evidence so I put it by the plant section infront of me and quickly walk away with my dad lol. Once we arrive to check out my dad says go get another one so I get it. We leave the store and it truly was pretty weak...

It was just like a strawberry soda.



So the moral of this story is...

If you see any drink product with the word Girl in it...they're most likely sexist bastards...

If you are in need of storing an exploding object in a store hide it with the plants.



And just to fill you in on something...

As lame as it was...
Breast Cancer never tasted so good :].